QUITE FASCINATING

Quite Fascinating

1. Being kissed does not mean you are loved.
Ask Jesus about Judas.
2. 80% of cute girls are single because all boys
think she definitely has a boyfriend!
3. Welcome to Africa where Jesus sends you a whatsapp message and threatens to kill you if you do not send it to 20 people
4. No matter how light skinned you are, your
shadow will always be black
5. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a
sign of Disrespect. # LOLZ
6. The distance between Egypt and Israel is about 613km but it took moses and Israelites 40 years to
complete their journey. On average each day they walked only 43 metres, yes only 43 metres, almost half of what Usain Bolt would do in 5 seconds. I just wish if moses was around to explain this Laziness
7. The reason why some other guys treat you
better than your boyfriend is because they haven't
slept with you yet.
8. Some ladies will be matching purses with clothes But cannot match babies to their real Daddies # WINKS *
9. MARY was a virgin and she married a carpenter (JOSEPH). You are not a virgin and you are waiting
for a billionaire to marry you? I will not say anything
10. No African girl will choose six packs over six cars, so stop going to the gym and go to work # FACT
11. If only government would ban women from
using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise their mothers
12. The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he say is a
PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're not a photographer,
sit down and be strong
13. You haven't moved on if you still remember
your Ex's phone number. I'm not gonna argue with you.
14. It took Manchester united 25 games unbeaten to move from 6th to 5th But it took them just one loss to move from 5th to 6th
Lesson- it's easier to fall in life than to rise.
15. Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn, what do you want to lose again... Your life?

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