Sunday 27 November 2016

Teacher and His Pupils

I Just flashed back to my primary school days. It
all
happened on a Tuesday when our teacher taught
us a very interesting topic: comparatives and
superlatives....
Eg: _Long longer longest
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest.
So the next day, she came back with some
visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful
pupils,,,, She started;
TEACHER : Now children recite what you just
learnt yesterday... Let's go this way...
TEACHER: Long
PUPILS: Long longer longest
TEACHER: Big
PUPILS: Big bigger biggest
TEACHER: Short
PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest
TEACHER: Fast!
PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest
TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily)
Good!
PUPILS: Good gooder goodest
TEACHER: STOP!!!
PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest
TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!!
PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest
TEACHER: Chim o!
PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest
TEACHER : CHAI!!!!
PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest
TEACHER: OLODO!!!
PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest �� �� �� �� �� .
Teacher Fainted!!! Please don't laugh too much oo. And don't laugh alone please pass it on and make urself happy.��������������������������������

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